Hello, everyone. There are just three more weeks until Unscripted Love goes live! I hope you're excited to learn more about Chaz and Dr. Dimples. Going into the project, I didn't know much about them. I knew that Dr. D was kind of stoic and took a while to warm up and I knew that Chaz had a habit of putting his foot in his mouth. I wouldn't say it is a bad habit, because I find it to be quite adorable and great book material. I enjoyed the many surprises they shared with me and I hope you will too.
Unscripted Love is coming to a kindle near you on July 11, 2017.
“What?” Kyle asked when he caught me staring at him.
“Nothing,” I said nervously. “I was just checking out your bulge.”
“Really?” Kyle asked hopefully.
“I-I meant your bulging biceps you have on display there,” I said, recovering quickly. “Is that real sweat glistening on them or did you have someone spray you with a squirt bottle for effect?”
Kyle smiled at my discomfort and said, “It’s real sweat. I have this philosophy that if you’re not getting sweaty and dirty, then you’re not doing it right.”
I want to thank Jay Aheer for the stunning graphic! You're the best, Jay!
I'll be back soon with another teaser. Until then...
Today we welcome
Z.B. Heller to the blog. She has a new
release out so if you see banana shaped penises showing up on FB that would be
the new release, SEX ED.
Here’s a little
teaser and excerpt for your enjoyment.
Keep on reading past to for some little fun by the entertaining Z.B.
opened the nightstand and found the toy I had ordered online. A guy I knew from
one of the comic forums I belonged to swore by this toy. All right, maybe we
talked about all types of things and not just comics on this particular forum.
One time there might have been a discussion about which character we would bang
and it sort of went off the cliff from there. My choice would be Superman
because I have a dream of being plowed while flying at the same time. My second
choice would be Spiderman, because I would be curious as to what he could do
with all that webbing. Maybe a little Spidey BDSM play?
toy which sat in my hand was called the Jackhammer. The tag line on the
construction-yellow box read, Giving You a Hand at Jacking Off. The man
pictured on the box was wearing a hard hat with only the Jackhammer covering
his essential parts. His face was contorted into orgasmic pleasure.
opened the box and pulled out a plastic object that was about ten inches long.
The toy was bright, school bus yellow, with one wide end that narrowed toward
the bottom, giving it the illusion of a jackhammer. The fuller end was covered
in a clear, soft silicone, with a hole in the middle, which I assumed is where
your dick was supposed to go. I threw the box on the floor and lay down on my
bed, propping a pillow under my head and making myself comfortable.
vigorous excitement, I grabbed my stiff dick again and slipped the Jackhammer
over the crown, slowly bringing it down the shaft. It felt comfortable and
effortless as I wiggled it down until it hit the base. Inside of the toy, the
ridges of the silicone made my already sensitive dick want to explode.
eyes rolled into the back of my head as I pulled the toy painstakingly back up
the shaft. I moaned and fisted my hand around the outside, so I could get a
good grip on the toy to move it up and down. I looked down to see my shaft
appear and then disappear again, the ridged edges inside rubbed against my
skin, blessing me with exquisite pleasure.
closed my eyes and brought myself back to the hypothetical frat house. Kaleb’s
throbbing cock jutted out in front of me, waiting for me to take it into my
watering mouth. The other brothers surrounded us, pulling out their own cocks
to stroke while they looked upon us. Kaleb grabbed the base of his cock,
clutched a handful of my hair and said, “Open up.” Of course, I did, because I
wasn’t going to deny Fantasy Kaleb. I let him fuck my mouth as I took him all
the way down my throat. In this make believe world I had no gag reflex and some
pretty mad oral skills.
pulled the Jackhammer faster along my length as I started to feel the familiar
sensation of an orgasm settling at the base of my spine. My balls drew upward
and I knew that I was going to blow my load any minute. I moved the toy faster,
its suction tightening around me.
it happened. Pain. A pain like none I had ever known, almost paralyzing my
body. My eyes flew open and a shriek erupted out of my mouth like a coyote
being attacked by a T-rex. I lifted my head, almost afraid to look down, and
tried to move the toy slightly, but was unable to, pain searing from the tip of
my dick, down the shaft, and into my groin.
mother-fucking douche mongers.
heart flipped from racing with pleasure to running in fear. I started to panic
while I tried again to delicately remove the toy. After several failed
attempts, I knew I was screwed. With precise, delicate movements, I sat up on
the bed, reached to the floor, and grabbed the box the toy came in. I examined
it and searched if there was a secret release to get this fucker off. I flipped
the box over, scanning the words until I saw some directions I failed to read.
use lubricant inside silicone to avoid rupture.
of what? My dick? Holy shit, I had a ruptured dick! I don’t want to walk around
having my dick split in half. What would that mean if I had to pee? Would it go
into two different streams? Do people understand how hard it is to point and aim
one stream? Now I’ll have two to worry about? What about sex? Will I stick
one-half of my dick inside someone while jerking the other side off? Oh, the
I’m author Z.B. Heller, but you can call me Zolie, or Bertha, whatever fits
your style. First, I would like to thank Aimee Nicole Walker for having me on
her blog. I’m sure she’s likely going to regret it in the morning. I’m talking
about the type of regret like when you have sex with that one, kinda ugly, guy
because he’s friends with the guy you REALLY wanted to sleep with, and it just
made you feel that much closer to the hot guy. That type of regret puts you
I am the author of
four (and a half) titles. The first two are M/F, The Chronicles of Moxie and
First Comes Love. Next, we have the M/M, Tied Together, Tied in Knots (follow
up novella) and my newest release Sex Ed.
When Aimee asked
what I wanted to do for the blog, she suggested something like as a song
playlist; I told her I wanted to do an interview. Oh, she said, like a
character interview? Oh no, something way out in left field.
Therefore, I give
you, the readers, an EXCLUSIVE interview with...myself. Confused? Let me
explain. Everyone has different sides of themselves; we can never be the same
person twenty-four hours a day. That would be as if we were robots. Wait, I
take that back, even robots have different settings for personalities. Heck,
even my vibrator has different personalities. The one I call Fernando is my
But I digress. The
best way to get to know who I am as an author is to get to know all of my
multiple personalities. They ALL play a role in who I am, how I come up with
ideas and how I write. We have, 1. The O.C.D anal retentive named, Claire. 2. The constantly horny gay man named, Jason.
3. The mother of a ten-year-old genius, only called, Mom. 4. And finally the
snarky personality, named Zuul (shout out to Ghostbusters fans).
1: What lead you to become an author?
Claire: Because I couldn’t find a job after the
recession even though I put myself through a Bachelors degree in teaching and a
Masters in art therapy. Do you know what a mess that was?? Do you know how hard
Jason: I like the D. I wanted to write everything
about dicks. Size, shape, veins, how they get hard and how that makes people
Zuul: Because it was a fuck ton better than
working at Joann’s Fabric.
Mom: Zuul, the people who work there, are
beautiful people who earn a living.
2: What inspired you to go from writing M/F to M/M? Will you go back to M/F?
Claire: What do those letters mean? I need a
dictionary. No one moves until I understand those letters. And get the crumbs
off your shirts!
*Mom hands Claire
a dictionary then kisses her on the top of her head and gives her a cookie*
Jason: Well, I figured I read enough about guys
screwing, I exclusively watch gay porn, and it’s all about dicks. Dicks that
are moving in asses, dicks going into someone's mouth…
Mom: Jason, I’m coming after you will soap for
Jason: Is it in the shape of a dick?
Zuul: Because if life gives you lemons, you make
a fucking margarita. That and I know it would just drive a stake into my
Catholic mother-in-law’s heart.
Claire: Oh my God, she’s going to find out we said
Zuul: Aimee is a gay romance writer, the chances
of her finding this is zero. Plus, she’s a church or something.
3: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Claire: Study for my 2nd Masters degree, read,
clean the house and make sure we are on time for things.
Zuul: Which we constantly never are, lying
Mom: Look through Pinterest pages to see how I
can make really cute bento boxes for my son’s lunch. And how he will bring in
the most creative Valentine’s Day card for his class. Then, I find recipes for
dinners I make every night while my family gathers around the table.
Zuul: Like yesterday when we ordered pizza and
sat on the couch, each person on their computer and tablets?
Jason: Porn, jerk off. Sometimes I jerk off first
and then watch porn. It depends on the day of the week. Usually on Wednesday’s
I jerk off first to celebrate hump day and then watch porn later…then jerk off
4: What do you want Aimee’s readers to know about you?
Claire: That we appreciate and love every single
person who takes a chance on our books. Knowing that all the hours spent
trapped in an office that has been taken over by bunny fur (because of our pet
rabbit, Chloe), was worth it. Oh, and that we are always reviewing our grammar
errors. Which there usually are a lot off. *points finger at Zuul*
*Zuul flips Claire
Mom: I want the readers to know we do what we
do because we just want to see them grow up and be happy.
*Zuul rolls eyes*
Jason: That we love to write about guys boning.
In a lot of different ways. I guess the romance part too, but mostly the
Zuul: We appreciate the readers. Our sense of
humor isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. Just like how we feel hairless cats
are the creepiest shits on the entire planet. Want a hairless cat? Shave your
Cooch. You’re welcome for your new pet.
There you have it.
I sneak peek on what I deal with EVERYDAY! Yes, it’s exhausting, yes, I’ve
tried drowning them out with alcohol. And no, there’s not enough Xanax in the
Thank you Z.B. for sharing yourself….I mean selves with us.
If you haven’t read
this book yet – WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR – Be prepared to hold onto your sides
and cry with laughter.
I can't wait to share this amazing cover with you. This gorgeous photo is courtesy of Wander Aguiar and by now you all know that Jay Aheer is my brilliant cover designer. These two make a fantastic team and I'm so lucky to work with them.
Unscripted Love is coming to a kindle near you on July 11, 2017.
Kyle Vaughn had three goals in life: become a vet, find the man of his dreams, and start a family. He easily checked off the first item on the list when he took over his grandfather’s veterinary practice. Too bad he wasn’t as lucky in love.
Chaz Hamilton took a leap of faith when he decided to pursue a career in writing, but one best seller didn’t mean he could quit his day job. All work and no play threatened to make Chaz a very dull man when the only romantic action he saw was in the pages of his manuscript. Too bad he couldn’t write his own happily every after.
Circumstances pushed the two men together, and one magical kiss beneath fireworks and stars changed everything. Kyle knew his luck had finally turned around and Chaz found a man far better than any book boyfriend ever written. There was just one problem. Chaz has kept a secret from Kyle that could ruin their chance at a beautiful life together.
Kyle and Chaz learn that the best-laid plans often go awry, the heart has a mind of its own, and the greatest love is unscripted.
Unscripted Love is a standalone book, but Kyle Vaughn and Chaz Hamilton first appear in the Curl Up and Dye Mysteries series. This book contains sexually explicit material and is intended for mature adults 18 and older.
And now for the beautiful covers...
I hope you're excited to read Chaz and Kyle's story. It won't be long before I start rolling out the teasers!
Today we finally get to sit down with Gabe & Josh who will answer all those questions. Who’s excited to see what the boys have to say?
First up in the hot seat is Gabe!!
Q: How hard is for you to manage the job you do and your relationship?
GABE: It’s really hard to do sometimes because my job isn’t 9 to 5 work and unsolved cases weigh heavily on my mind. Josh is the most important person in my life and he deserved my complete attention. I think this is a struggle that most people can relate to.
Q: Second favorite car?
GABE: I’d like to have a 1970 Challenger to go with my 1970 Charger. Maybe someday.
Q: What do you want Josh to cook you next?
GABE: Country fried steak. It’s to die for! Do you see what I did there?
Q: Besides sex and cooking, favorite thing Josh does for you?
GABE: Physically, I love the way he massages my scalp to ease my tension. My favorite things about Josh, isn’t physical though. What I cherish most is his heart. I worked hard to earn it and I’m keeping it for life.
Q: Favorite dance position from Josh?
GABE: I don’t know the proper names for these positions, but my favorite is what I call the Splits Spin. The ball of his foot is pressed against the pole and he spins around while doing the splits. His legs look like they stretch for miles.
Q: How did you feel when you finally knew that Josh was the one?
GABE: I felt complete and settled for the first time in my life.
Q: Will you ever let Josh drive your "other" car?
GABE: Stay tuned!
Q: How long will you wait to have to have kids?
GABE: We would like to be married for a year before we adopt kids.
Q: How did you come up with that proposal?
GABE: That was great, right? I’m pretty pleased with myself over that one. I wanted to do something big and memorable while minimizing the chance of him saying no. I figured he wouldn’t humiliate me while his show was streaming live and I wasn’t going to allow him to change his mind later. Q: What position you prefer Josh in?
GABE: All of them! Come on, I’m a guy! My favorite positions are the ones where I can look into his eyes and see what he’s feeling.
Q: Lights on or off?
GABE: Both. Sometimes feeling your way in the dark is extremely sexy. Q: Top or bottom?
GABE: Both 😉 Q: Would you like to tie Josh to the bed and have your wick way with him?
GABE: Stay tuned 😉
Q: When are we getting a sexy role-play scene? Like... white-collar criminal and FBI agent.
GABE: That’s a good suggestion. Probably as soon as I wrap up this interview. 😊
We’re just getting started! Now to see Josh squirm a little with some questions.
Q: How hard has it been for you to deal with your insecurities? How are you copeing with them now?
JOSH: I think that my insecurities will always be inside me. I don’t think we ever really shed them completely. I cope by telling myself that Gabe loves me the way that I am and has proven that to me on multiple occasions. I remind myself that I am the one he chose.
Q: Would you ever open a restaurant with your recipes?
JOSH: No, because I wouldn’t have enough time to dedicate to something like that and I wouldn’t want to put Edson and Emma out of business. That’s just rude. I wouldn’t mind making a cookbook though.
Q: Do you ever role play with Gabe?
JOSH: We haven’t role played yet.
Q: Favorite food to make Gabe?
JOSH: Country Fried Steak and apple pie
Q: More pets in the future?
JOSH: Stay tuned.
Q: How did you feel about Gabe's proposal?
JOSH: It was the happiest moment of my life. Gabe is my greatest blessing.
Q: When do you think you'll have kids with Gabe?
JOSH: We’d like to be married for a year before we have kids.
Q: Will you expand your business?
JOSH: Stay tuned!
Q: Would you like to teach Gabe to pole dance?
JOSH: I would teach him if he’s interested. Pssst, lean closer so he doesn’t hear me. *whispers* I crazy love my man, but he’s not very graceful.
Q: Preferred sexual position?
JOSH: All of them! I do love a slow ride though. I love to watch him come undone beneath me and when he digs his fingers into my flesh.
Q: If you can choose only one: sex against the wall or over the kitchen's table? Why?
JOSH: Wall banger for the win. I don’t like the possibility of pubes and jizz near my food.
Q: Are you two getting kids any time soon?
JOSH: We hope so. We’d like to be married for a year first.
Q: Can you ask Aimee to please, please not end this series... ever??? I love it to much!
JOSH: I’ll see what I can do. If you only knew how crazy I made her while she wrote her Fated Hearts series with Chase and the gang. Do you ever wonder why the Fatal Reaction prequel was written in only Gabe’s POV? It was because I nagged her for a story for over a year so she made me wait a little longer before I had my say.
Q: Would you ever wear panties? If so, silk or lace?
JOSH: They make sexy briefs for men, which is my preference. I think Lace is sexier than silk. It gives you a peek at what’s beneath.
Let’s bring Gabe back and see how they answer the next set of questions!
Q: How hard has it been for you both with planning the wedding and working?
GABE: It’s not been too terrible. Josh made some great connections at Channel Eleven.
JOSH: We had a pretty simple vision and stuck with it. I think the house remodeling has been more stressful than planning the wedding.
Q: Ideal Honeymoon destination?
GABE: Stay Tuned
JOSH: You’re going on our honeymoon with us!
Q: Threesome in the future?
GABE: Fuck no!
JOSH: What he said.
Q: Any adoption in the future?
Q: Favorite activity together besides sex?
GABE: He’s got me hooked on Fixer Upper and reruns of The Closer
JOSH: Cornhole. You’ll learn what that is if you don’t already. It’s not the same thing as a glory hole.
Q: Did you think when you met you would end up getting married?
GABE: No way!
JOSH: Hell no!
Q: So with your growing "family" will you guys continue to have Sunday dinner? If so, will you let the family continue to grow?
GABE: Sunday dinners will continue.
JOSH: You’ll get to see more of that expansion in I Do, or Dye Trying
Q: What would you like your first dance song to be?
GABE: Stay tuned.
JOSH: That will be answered in the book also.
Q: What is your favorite band?
GABE: The Rolling Stones
Q: If you could change only one thing from your past, what would it be?
GABE: I would’ve stopped my brother from going to the store for ice cream.
JOSH: Nothing. My past made me who I am today.
Q: Did you ever imagine that you would find the love of your life?
GABE: I hoped so, but I wasn’t so sure.
JOSH: Honestly? No, I didn’t think it would happen for me.
Q: Tied up or handcuffed during sex?
JOSH: Tied up
Q: Do you have any kinks?
JOSH: Not yet.
Q: Are you thinking about having a family of your own in the future?
Q: Where do you see yourselves in 5 years?
GABE: In our new backyard pushing kids on a swing set
JOSH: I’ll be the voice of reason who says “no.” when the kids say “push me higher, daddy.” Q: Would you like to hang out with Aimee’s Dye Hards? If so, where would we all meet up?
JOSH: I was thinking to invite them over for Sunday dinner, but I guess Vegas works too.
Now it’s time for the good stuff. Hold onto your seats everyone!!!!
Coffee or Unicorn Frappuccino?
Beach or Mountains?
Boat or Motorcycle?
Christmas or Thanksgiving?
GABE: Thanksgiving. I have much to be thankful for.
JOSH: I would’ve said Christmas before I met Gabe, but it’s Thanksgiving now.
Cabin in the woods or big city?
GABE: Cabin in the woods
JOSH: Cabin in the woods
Winter or Summer?
Night sex or Morning sex?
JOSH: We’re open 24/7 around here
release day! I am so excited to finally get Josh and Gabe back into your
hands. I hope you all enjoy them as much as I do.
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Thank you to everyone who has shared, liked and commented the past few weeks. You are all amazing.
Keep reading. There's a little excerpt and
a few songs from The Curl Up and Dye Playlist. And maybe some Q & A with the boys...
Gabe pinched my ass hard enough to leave a mark. “Ouch!”
“I’ll kiss it later if you stop being
a brat,” Gabe said. “You know damn well I’m talking about our wedding.”
“Yeah, I know,” I told him. “I was
just revving you up. What kind of wedding did you think I had in mind?”
“It’s hard telling with you,” Gabe
I raised up on my elbow and looked
down at him, even though I couldn’t see anything. “What’s that supposed to
“I don’t know,” Gabe said. “I was just
revving you up.”
“Oh, in that case,” I said, lying back
down beside him. I pinched his nipple hard enough to make him hiss and arch his
“You littlehellcat,” he said. I could hear him
rubbing his hand over his affliction.
“I’ll kiss it later if you stop being
a brat,” I mimicked.
“It’ll have to wait until tomorrow
because I probably can’t get it up again until then,” Gabe said.
“That’s a glowing endorsement if I’ve
ever heard one,” I said. “Not even married yet and I’ve rendered you limp.”
Gabe rolled me to my back to switch
our positions and leaned over me. “Yeah, you rendered me limp because your
tight, greedy ass milked every ounce of spunk I had. It’s going to take some
time for my splooge factory to make some more.”
I laughed hard at his ridiculousness
even though I felt a little pride that I wore him out; it was no easy feat.
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Thank you to everyone who sent in questions. Here are a few that they answered (more to come later).
What would a release day be without some music. Here are a few songs of The Curl Up and Dye Playlist. The full list is coming soon!!!!!
five more days until the final
installment of the Curl Up and Dye Mysteries goes live! Can you believe it?
Please don’t be sad because there will be plenty more of Josh and Gabe to come.
We’re not saying goodbye; we’re saying
see you soon.
are the final teaser and the countdown
graphic that the amazing Jay Aheer made
hope you’re as excited as I am about the release of this book. The guys took me
on an emotional and beautiful ride.
Pre-order - - > http://amzn.to/2p8lSNE
Did you see that Melissa Collins' has a new M/M book coming out? Below is a teaser and pre-order link if you would like to check it out.
Hello, everyone. I'm so excited to reveal the cover for I Do, or Dye Trying. This beautiful cover is made possible by four amazing individuals—Wander Aguiar for his stunning photography, the models Jacob and Matthew, and Jay Aheer for the incredible work she delivers each and every time. It's my honor to work with all of you.
Without further ado, here it is...
Newly engaged Josh Roman and Gabe Wyatt know the road to happily ever after won’t be easy, but the two men are certain their biggest challenges are in the rearview mirror. However, life in Blissville is never what it seems and all signs point to dangerous curves ahead.
Josh and Gabe refuse to take a detour because everything they've dreamed of is within reach, not even when professional and personal revelations threaten to wreck their plans. It should be the happiest time in their lives, yet neither man can shake the feeling that something sinister waits around the next corner.
Buckle your seatbelts and hang on for the ride because Josh and Gabe are committed to saying “I do” or die trying.
I Do, or Dye Trying is the fourth book in the Curl Up and Dye Mysteries series. These books need to be read in order as the storyline unravels throughout the series. They contain sexually explicit material and are intended for adults 18 and older.
And now for the first teaser...
There won't be as many teasers with this book because it was hard to find some without spoilers. I have four beautiful ones picked out that I'll reveal between now and May 2nd. I hope your looking forward to reading what happens next for Josh and Gabe.
Hello, everyone. I hope this blog post finds you well. I have some really exciting news to share with you regarding the Curl Up and Dye Mystery series. Joel Leslie Froomkin has agreed to narrate Dyeing to be Loved this fall! He is extremely talented and I feel so fortunate to work with him. I know he's going to do a fabulous job bringing Josh and Gabe to life for us!
Also, I'm having Dyeing to be Loved reformatted in May to include their prequel. Once that is done, I'm replacing the existing ebook file on Amazon with this updated version.To the best of my knowledge, you will not have to repurchase the ebook to have the updated version. However, you may have to go into your Amazon account and manually update the version because it might not update automatically. I will get more details closer to time.
The prequel was supposed to be included in Dyeing to Be Loved all along, but the publish date for the anthology Fatal Reaction appeared in was pushed back almost two months. I didn't have the rights to the book when Dyeing to be Loved was schedule to release. So, I made Fatal Reaction FREE on my blog once I got my rights back to make up for it, made a note in the book description on Amazon—which doesn't always appear—and added a note on Goodreads. I thought I was doing a good thing by posting it for free, but it seems that I created more chaos. Now, I'm going to do everyting I can to get the ebook updated on Amazon to include the prequel with as little stress to the reader as possible.
I hope to have a cover reveal for I Do, or Dye Trying soon. The book is still on schedule for release on May 2, 2017. Reminder, this is the last book in the mystery part of the series. Josh and Gabe will still be appear as supporting cast in the spinoff/companion books for Chaz, Dr. D, Emory, and Jon. Josh and Gabe will return as the main characters in a holiday book and then we'll probably kick off 2018 with another spinoff/companion book. As far as I can tell right now, Josh and Gabe's books are the only ones with an element of myster to them, but I can't say for sure that's how they'll turn out.
There are only 7 days until the next installment of Josh and Gabe goes live! I hope you're all excited to read about what happens next with them. I introduce two new characters in this book who will be getting a book of their own later this year. In fact, I already bought the cover image from Wander Aguiar. As always, I must say how much I appreciate Jay Aheer and all that she does for me with every book release.
Dyed and Gone to Heaven will be uploaded to Amazon tomorrow for pre-order. I'll post the links once they become available.
Thank you all so much for the love you've shown Josh and Gabe.
There are just three more weeks until Dyed and Gone to Heaven releases! Here is the latest teaser that the talented Jay Aheer created for me.
Coming March 7, 2017...
I just finished the rough draft on the final book in the mystery series, which I will release on May 2, 2017. I'm excited to begin working on the book for Dr. Dimples and Chaz next. Thank you for stopping by to check out the latest teaser. I'll be back next week another one. XOXO Aimee